I Curse on the BBC!


Here's a couple of clips of me cursing on the BBC Panorama show (kinda like their version of 60 Minutes). How it came about was kind of strange. I was helping to run a comedy night in an art gallery in Belfast. One of the women in the audience worked for BBC NI. Apparently there was a shortage of Americans in Belfast at the time and I fit the bill.

They weren't going to pay me until I asked them to do it. I earned the money, for sure, since I had to do each line about 20 different times, mostly because they made no sense what so ever.

Ok, I'm an idiot. I had no idea what "CSMF" meant either, and had to ask one of the BBC producers to explain it to me. But, come on, "Generality Infested"??? What does that mean? I've never heard anyone use that phrase.

The next one, though, is the one that REALLY got me....

WHAT?? "many new (torn worn to wall) assholes"? What does that even mean? Beyond that, it's REALLY hard to say. Try it.

Anyway, I got my £50 (that's $75) for about an hour's worth of work. And it was kind of fun. And I got to curse on the air.

The BBC guys were even nice enough to send me a copy of the DVD that I used to rip the files from.